Vieux Magasine du grenier chez ma tante.

 Why were those old magazines in my aunt's attic?

It did not correspond at all to his strict life?

Yup, I made nasty stains on the photos...

I'm still ashamed!

Son devoir chrétien.

 My mom raised me alone.

It certainly wasn't easy for her.

Yes discipline was required!

She was often on the move.

I was often with my aunt and her daughters.

I was a bit of a toy for my cousins.... :-(

 I always looked at motorcycles with a great desire to own one.

One day stopping me to look at it in detail, 

My Mom pulled me by the sleeve to get away from it, and said to me,

"Don't dream, these machines aren't for little boys like you! "...

High enough for passers-by to hear...

I was liquefied!!!

I have never looked at a motorcycle in his presence again!

 

                                          Yes, my Mom raised me alone.

                            And Ouch! his discipline was uncompromising!

                                                Dream.

Am in my fifties now, and still a virgin... Yeah nature hasn't really spoiled me sexually.

But I remember that in my teenage dreams, I seduced the most beautiful girls in my class (in my dreams, huh!).

I even managed to have them in my bed! (In my dreams huh!).

But at the last moment, just when I was finally going to manage to penetrate her... (In my dream, huh!), I woke up sweating and couldn't go back to sleep to continue my dream!!!

This dream has pursued me throughout my life! Even in dreams I never managed to get a sexual relationship!